- Did you know that Jayne Mansfield was not really decapitated in that car crash? Yeah, it was only the top of her head. Also, her daughter Mariska Hargitay was in the back seat at the time. She was 3.
- Did you know that Bulldogs are such mutants that if you drop them in deep water they will turn upside down and sink? The size of their heads also means that most of them have to get c-sections.
- Pigs are really smart. That is why I don't eat them. (Which inevitably brings up the response that I am a cognitive snob because I will eat a chicken.)
- Did you know that some people start out in the womb as one of a pair of twins, but then the other twin will mysteriously vanish? ("vanished twin syndrome")
I could keep going but I won't. As I said: totally inappropriate. I guess that's why they stick in my mind. Why I feel the need to tell people about them I don't know. Oddly enough these things come out mostly at my mother's dinner parties. That may have more to do with amusing myself though. ;)